Two Favorite Bill Gates Joke

 
 
So Bill is eating at a fancy restaurant.  He sees an insect swimming circles in his soup. Bill summons the waiter and shouts "There's a bug in my soup".  The waiter calmly replies, "That's not a bug, that's a feature".

Anon
Bill looks downcast upon returning from his honeymoon. His new wife is chiding, "Now I know why you named it Micro-soft"