Reformers, Fictitious, and Miscelleneous


They were Reformers

    Americans voted MARTIN LUTHER KING of all civil rights workers.

    Nowadays, ROSA PARKS herself in the front of the bus.

    Was I.W. ABEL to win concessions for his Steel Workers?

    He says he'll defend Wounded Knee and RUSSELL MEANS what he says!

    MALCOLM LITTLE realized he would someday change his name to "X".


The Ontologically Challenged

    NORMAN BATES unsuspecting travelers into his out-of-the-way hotel.

    Newspaper subscribers of the 1980s did not find MARY WORTH reading.

    How could MISTER HYDE his existance from Dr. Jekyll for so long?

    SHERLOCK HOLMES in on his archival, Moriarty.

    OEDIPUS REX his life when he sleeps with his mother.


Several Miscellany

    Could WILLIAM TELL that his arrow nearly pierced his son's head ?

    The North Star gave VITUS BERING during long winter nights at sea.

    At first, wasn't TIMOTHY LEARY of dropping L. S.D. ?

    After clubbing him to death, Polynesians made JAMES COOK.

    The kidnapers made TERRY WAITE three years in Lebanon.

    When they began a life of crime, was Cole or BOB YOUNGER ?

    I forget. Was MAX BORN in Germany or in Austria ?

    The Labor Party gave JOHN MAJOR problems with his plans for European union.

    Was it the paparazzi or a drunken driver that made LADY DI ?

    The PRINCE OF WALES upon hearing of Diana's death.

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